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Old Man Company

We sell old men

Do you need to buy an old man?

Old men are cool

They can do all sorts of old man stuff, like, be old men, and yell at people. Totally worth buying.

Dedicated to dehumanization

old men aren’t people so you shouldn’t feel bad

Our biggest enemies

they should die

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old men enslaved

we enslave a lot of old men
2014

We enslave our first old man

he was yucky

2015

We expan

more old men were enslav

2016

yup

yuppppp

2017

old man empire is big

*very big*

2018

we are rich

very rich

we are proud to enslave a lot of old men and resell them as slaves

people always said “there isn’t good money in selling old men” but i always disagreed. they’re everywhere, and don’t eat much, so like, it’s not that hard to find them and sell them.  i’m shocked we’re the only company doing this honestly.

550K
old men sold
27
lawsuits
100K
deaths
40K
dollars made

over the upcoming quarter, we will be doubling our storage for old men

if we can store more old men, we can sell more old men, simple math

contact us

if you wanna buy or sell old men

we don’t have support
(+44) 55 500 00 15 (very real number)

orifice

jon street 1352475

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